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The Canonical List of Answering Machine Messages

Machine Theme

Authority Figures

Odd Organizations

Mainly Musical Theme

Family Fun

Can't Answer Right Now Because...

You're in Big Trouble

Befuddle the Caller

Other Play With the Caller

Science Fiction

Brevity

Miscellaneous

Farewell

Post-Scriptum

As far as I know, the author of this list is unknown.